Pokemon! Solrie Region Series thread!

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Well, Istarted my new pokemon fanfic series....ENJOY! And PM me for SPOILERZ!
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Epi. 1, Part 1
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Pokémon! Solrie Saga!
-Note to reader-

This is EXPERIMENTAL, just my own Pokémon story (Series) this mostly has dialogue!
And this story takes place AFTER all the D/P Anime crap! Ash is
his season 1 age (10 years old) too, just so ya know.

And I WANT commentary!

And alert any spelling errors!

/!\CAUTION! PARENTAL ADVISORY, LOTSA SWEARING!/!\
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Episode 1: (Tun-na-na-na-na-naaaa) PokeShips Ahoy!
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Another Beautiful day in the Kanto region, as Ash and Brock are walking to the harbor located in Vermillion city after failing the elite four (Again) in the Sinnoh, he walks off to start his new
adventure…

Ash: Nanananaaaa… Goin’ on another adventure with mah pal to achieve my rightful place~

Brock: Uhhh, Ash, tell me WHY I’m going with you again, and WHY you are singing when you just had the most shameful defeat I have ever witnessed..?

Ash: Cause I know that I’mma gonna win the next one~

Brock: *cough*Optimistic retard*cough*

Ash: Well screw you! I know I’m gonna win this tiem!


Brock: *Time

Ash: >.>

Brock: I see someone; I think it’s…Uh, Ash…

Ash: What? Spit it out!...
No, no…NOT F***ING GAY-RY!

Gary: So; Ash, we meet again!

Ash: GARY, WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING HERE GARY!?!?? GO F***ING BACK TO BIENG A F***ING GAY HIPPIE SCIENTIST!

Gary: Tut, tut; same old Ash… *Gives Ash a very slimy look that makes you want to puke*

Brock: *Hold Ash down from ripping Gary limb from limb*

Ash: *Starts foaming from mouth* LEMMEAT’IM LEMMEAT’IM!

Gary: And guess what, dumb Sh*t! I have FIRST CLASS TICKETS!

Gary: *Walks on board*

-End of part one, BUT NOT THE END OF EPI. ONE!-
MOAR LATER!

[Saber Knight]

So...frickin'...FUNNY!!

[Akago]

xD Hah, I never took Ash as someone with a soap needed foul mouth. Psst, are you only going to use the orginal 150 pokemon? I hope so. Excluding Hoho, Lugia, and maybe the Legendary Dogs, I don't like most of the new pokemon. Most of them feel like, well, clones. That and I really really wish pokemon would end already.

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akago said:

xD Hah, I never took Ash as someone with a soap needed foul mouth. Psst, are you only going to use the orginal 150 pokemon? I hope so. Excluding Hoho, Lugia, and maybe the Legendary Dogs, I don't like most of the new pokemon. Most of them feel like, well, clones. That and I really really wish pokemon would end already.

Well, 151 ONLY! (But, yeah, All legendaries) But my little brother has an exception (Spoilerz!) My brother and I appear later on! But my brother gets a Munchlax, but that's ALL.
And, yeah, pokemon got crappy after Misty left...(The Jhoto was ok, but, meh)
And Akago, it's Ho-oh, not Hoho.

[Akago]

Hee, oopsie.

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Here's part two, b*tches!
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Pokémon! Solrie Region!


-Note to reader-

-Due to positive response, here is part two

THAT IS ALL

/!\Mature Warning, moar swearing, and it stars TRACY SKETCHIT!!!/!\

And Tracy’s the characters who gets brutally injured and/or killed in each episode.

(Tun-na-na-na-na-naaaa) PokeShips Ahoy (pt.2 Mc’Donalds and Tracy)
Narrator: As we remember last time, Ash and Brock were about to board the ship sailing from Vermillion, before he was visited from a erm… “Unexpected” rival and we continue from there…

Ash: Ohhhhh! I want to get that Fat-F*** swoooo badly! And then destroy his life like the toilet in the Kentucky Fried Chicken place!*Starts to enter flash back before Brock remembers what happened at KFC and pops flashback bubble*

Ash: Heyyy! I was about to have a flash back!

Brock: I don’t think that one would be a good choice…^_^
Ash: >.>

Brock: Speaking of which, shouldn’t we get on the boat no---

Narrator: Brock never finished that sentence, because at that moment, the most god-awful character appeared…

Tracy: Hey Guys!

Ash & Brock: OHSH*T! IT’S TRACY!

Tracy: I saw you and decided to tag along, considering I only appeared in two seasons, hehe ^.^

Ash & Brock: ;-; Do you REALLY need to come along…?

Tracy: Yep!~

Ash: Fine… But I don’t have a ticket for you so… OYEAH, Brock, didn’t Tracy REPLACE you in the Johto and Orange Islands?

Brock: Mother…F***er… *Leaps at Tracy and enters Fighting dust cloud*

Ash: Tehe ^_^

Boat-guy: Last call for passengers who are boarding the Vermillion-express!

Ash: WHAT!?! Guys, stop screwin’! We gotta get on-boared!

Tracy: *Stands up weakly* Well… We better get those tickets… *accidentally slaps tickets out of Ash’s hands and they fall into the water*

Ash: …

Ash: *Throws Tracy at ticket lady*

Tracy: Sorryyyyyyyy!

Brock: *Grits teeth* It’s okayyyyy, he knocked out the ticket lady, so we can get on free!

Ash: Tch, fine >.>

Everyone: *Walk on boared*

Ash: Wow… This ship has EVERYTHING! Now to find Gary and… Oh gawd, is that a, ahem “Mc’Dongals”? (Sorry, I just HAD to make that joke)

Ronald Mcdonald: Wellcum!

Ash: *Twitch*

Ronald: You don’t seem to want mah burger…Lemme try again…

Ronald: Ahem: Would you like a CHEESEBURGER *Holds up the most anti-Christ burger you’ve ever seen*

Tracy: That looks good!

Ash: NO! TRACY DON’T *Brock taps Ash’s shoulder* Errr, yeah! Actually, eat it!

Tracy: ‘K! *Eats burger* *Much* don’t see what you guys are talki-*choke, splutter, die*

Ash: THAT’S IT, RONALD! YOUR TIME OF TYRANNY IS OVER! PIKACHU! USE THE WEAKEST ELECTRICAL ATTACK IN THE WORLD!

Pikachu: *Jumps out of bag* Pikaaaaa-chuuu-Pika >=! (Translation: You finally let me out of that f***ing bag you f*g!)

Ash: Yeah, don’t give me your petty little problems, just attack!

Pikachu: D=< *Thunder shocks Ronald and Ash*

Ash: EEIYEIYEYIEYEYEIYEY!

Ronald: Nooo! *Bang*

*Hamburgers start falling everywhere*

Ash: YAY! Ronald and Tracy died!

Brock: Uhhh, Ash? The hamburgers are ‘splodin…

Ash: OSNAP

*Whole ship explodes*

Ash, Brock, Pikachu, and the remainders of Tracy’s body: AHHHHHHH! *Slam smack-dab into island* Owowowow… How did I not see that coming!? Anywayz, what’s that sign say… Hmmm “Wel-come-to-th-e-Sol-rie-re-gi-on”…Hmmm must be French….

Brock: Dumbass! That says “Welcome to the Solrie Region”

Ash: I think I can read for myself, a-thank you! Hmpf >.<

Ash: Anyway…WERE IN THE SOLRIE REGION!!!

Everyone: YAAAAAY!

Teh edn of epi one! (FINALLY, AND YOU HAVE BETTER LIKED IT >.<)

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-Note to Reader-

Yay, Episode 2, BY GAWD, IT’S LATE.

And one more thing: I DIDN’T COPY PROF. PINE OF SABER!!!!
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Tunanananana-- Pokémon Rip-off!
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Ash and friends have finally reached the promise land of the Solrie region, let’s see what they make of it!

Ash: Ahhh, The Solrie Region, now we can final—

???: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE SOLRIE!!!!! I’M THE PROFFESOR OF THIS FINE TOWN, PROFFESOR PINE! (* He’s named that because every professor in Pokémon is named after a tree) AND YOU MUST BE ASH! PROF. OAK HAS TOLD ME SOOO MUCH ABOUT YOU, AND I’LL BE ONLY HAPPY AS TO GIVE YOU YOUR STARTERS!

Ash: Uhhh, thanks?

Pikachu: Pika, pikaaa… (This guy is CREEPING-ME-OUT)

Prof. Pine: Yeah, soo blah, blah, blahblahblah

Narrator: Meanwhile…

James: Oooohehee, so this is the Solrie!

Jessie: Reminds me a lot of home in the Kanto >.>

Meowth: Anyway, we can snag ash’s Pikachu! He’s here!

James: Whaaaaaat? Now we have another coincidence!

Jessie: Ok, this time our plan will be to use ANOTHER mecha-
battle-robot!

Meowth: Great! I’ll call up Giovanni!

Narrator: Back with Ash &Co…

Ash: Can ya just tell us where we are..?

Prof. Pine: Oh, Yeah! *Snorts while fixing glasses* your in “Pensand Town”!

Tracy: Why the hell would it be called “Pensand”?

Prof. Pine: Cause this whole place is structured on sand! And because it’s a peninsula!

Tracy: *Giggle* Peninsula! *Giggle*

Brock: *Elbows Tracy*

Ash: What the hell is a Penninsula?

Prof. Pine: It’s a land formation in the shape resembling a pe-

Brock: Uhh, yeah, so why don’t you take us to your Meth Lab, I MEAN, Pokemon Lab?

Pine: Right! Off we go!

*At the Lab*

Ash: Why does it smell like gasoline in here?

Pine: Well, what else would I drink!?

Ash & Co.: ...*Slowly inch toward the exit*

Pine: Anyways... Here are your three poke-

KA-BLAM!!!

Everyone: EYEEEEEEEEEH!

Ash: Who is that!?!!?

Brock: It can’t be! TEAM ROCKET!

Jessie: YES! We are the terror that flaps in the night!

James: We are the sugar in your coca-cola light!

*Dun, dun, dunana!*

Meowth: GUYS! That’s Darwin Duck’s song!

Jessie: Whatever! We have come to rape- Errr, I mean, steal
your pokemon!

Tracy: Oh, yeah? And what are YOU gonna do?

Meowth: Easy! *Does a slow-motion, epic button press*

Narrator: When suddenly, a giant red dish washer-like robot flew through the ceiling, scooped up Jessie, James, and Meowth and put them in its control head..

James: THAT’S what we’re gonna do!

Ash: Oh, WOW; ANOTHER mega-battle-robot >.> *Rolls eyes*

James: HEY! We payed a lot for this!


Brock: And you couldn’t use that money to buy yourself a house?
Jessie and James: Uhhhh...

Meowth: SCREW YOU! *Presses another button that ignites the robot’s jets and blasts it toward Ash and Co.*
Ash and Co.: AHHHHHH! *Start running around in circles*

Ash: PIKACHU! Use Thunder Bolt!

Pikachu: Pika...PIIIIIIIII!

*Thunder bolt hits Robot and sends it flying back*

Jessie: WE’RE NOT LOSING THIS TIME! JAMES! PUT THE JETS ON FULL THROTTLE!

James: Aye, Aye!

Brock: Waita-minute....NO!

Narrator: What Brock was trying to warn, was that the flames
erupting from the jets were getting dangerously close to the Professor’s gasoline tanks....

James: *Turns knob labeled “Jet Power” to max*

Brock: NOOOO!

*Biggest and epicest explosion happens*

Team Rocket: Looks like Team Rocket’s blasting off againnnnnn!

*Bing*

Narrator: ‘Bout an hour later....

Pine: *Finally makes it out of mound of garbage that used to be his lab* Unghh.... Huh.... Wha...? *GASP* MAH LAAAAAB!
Ohuhuhuhu....*Starts crying*

Ash: *Digs self out* Unfff... so....Uhhh....When do I get my...pokeman...?

Brock: Ugghhh....Y-yeah?

Tracy: Hey guys! I didn’t die! *Blade from jet falls and impales

Tracy in head*

Pine: I’m sorry... But all the Pokemon, and my lab... Have all been... INSINERATED!

*Dun Dun Duuuuun!*

Pine: Except for the Solrie Pokedex!

Ash & co: D’awwww!

Brock: How come when we get to a new region, we can’t have a relaxed adventure where we just get our badges... WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT CATCHING EVERY FRIGGEN POKEMON!?

Pine: ...MEEP! *Runs*

Ash: *Sigh* Let’s... Let’s just go now....

Narrator: And That kicks off Ash’s brand new adventure in the Solrie!

-DNE EHT-