Post by Saber Knight on Apr 10, 2008 17:35:25 GMT -5
Chapter 1: The Story Begins
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Mysterio stared in amazement as his mightiest Pokemon was running out of energy. Nobody had ever damaged his Dragonite this badly before—not before it totally obliterated them with Giga Impact or Hyper Beam. And yet, Starr and Axle’s Pokemon managed to survive long enough to get Dragonite’s health to a significantly low amount.
Floatzel and Roserade were panting somewhat, and Dragonite was panting heavier. It was holding a Sitrus Berry, and yet it wasn’t using it. He went to eat it at last, but not before Roserade attacked with Leaf Storm.
Mysterio: Dragonite! Eat the berry! C’mon! Save yourself!
Dragonite couldn’t hear his trainer very well because he was trapped in a tornado of leaves. And one by one the leaves were taking away his health. He went to eat the berry again...
Axle: Floaty! Use Water Pulse!
Axle’s Floatzel shot a large wave of water from its mouth at the Dragonite. The wave crashed into it, soaking the Sitrus Berry.
Mysterio: No! This can’t be happening! Dragonite! Eat it anyway!
Dragonite didn’t respond. It was too heavily damaged from Leaf Storm and Water Pulse to be able to attack. The mighty dragon closed its eyes, fell over, and dropped the Sitrus Berry. It caused a weak shock with the fall.
Mysterio: No! This can’t be! I never lose!
Starr: Well, ya did. Now fork over the prize, man.
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Mr. Pine was trying as hard as he could to crack the precious gem in the case. He knew something was in there. Yet he didn’t know just WHAT was in there. He found it a few years back on an excavating trip with some friends. He didn’t show them, because they might’ve tried to take it. He put it in his bag and searched for other things like fossils. He only found a Claw Fossil and a Dome Fossil.
The laser from the extractor shot smack-dab in the middle of the gem. The laser made a low-pitched buzzing sound, kind of like an angry Beedrill.
Prof. Pine: C’mon...crack...Crack! I know something’s in there!
He put the laser on full power in hopes of cracking the gem. Its humming sound became even louder. The laser beam grew stronger and bigger. It eventually covered the entire gem with its light. The laser shook, as if malfunctioning...and it was. Smoke came from the red orb the laser was coming from, and electricity covered the remainder of the pointer. It beeped a few times, and finally snapped in half. It fell onto the gem, which finally cracked, but ever so slightly.
Prof. Pine: Curses! That’s the third laser this year that’s done that!
Professor Pine’s wife, Melinda, came in.
Melinda: Why don’t you just give it up? The gem will never crack.
Prof. Pine: Yes, it will. And when it does, something good will happen!
Melinda shrugged.
Melinda: And what if nothing happens?
Prof. Pine: Hey, I can’t predict the future now, can I? If I could, I may not even be trying to crack it. I know a Pokemon is in there. A very special one. One that will make world peace.
Melinda laughed lightly.
Melinda: World PEACE? Hello?! We already have like two wars going on right now!
Prof. Pine: But this Pokemon could save the entire world some day!
Melinda: Keep dreaming.
She walked out of the room as Prof. Pine turned back to look at the gem.
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Starr: So, where’s the prize? We beat every other coliseum. We want the prize!
Mysterio was too shaken up to respond. He just lost a battle for the very first time. Never in his life had any of his Pokemon been defeated.
Axle: Hello? Where’s the prize??
Mysterio: Uh...
He didn’t want anybody to get their hands on the prize. Not because he was greedy, but for some other reason. He needed to think up something fast.
Mysterio: Uh, there is no prize. It was all a trick! A big trick!
Axle and Starr: What?!
Mysterio: Hm-hm!
Starr: So we came all this way for nothing?
Axle: You cheap punk!
Mysterio: Okay, you best be on your way!
Axle: Hey wait a minute—the prize is right behind you!
Starr: It’s mine!
He dashed towards the prize, which was a treasure chest.
Mysterio: And there’s the prize!
Starr: This stupid little treasure-chest thingy?
Mysterio: That’s right!
Starr: Ah, what a rip off!
Axle: We really DID come all this way for nothing!
Starr: Hey, there are locks on it!
Axle: Cool! Open it!
Starr broke the locks and put his hand on the treasure chest’s handle. Mysterio started sweating. Not in the way of excitement, but in the way of fear, like the chest held something bad.
Mysterio: Wait! Uh, you can’t open it yet!
Starr: And why not?
Mysterio: You must first answer this question: If Joe is walking down the street and meets—
Starr: They watch a comedy movie. I learned that in 5th grade.
Mysterio: Oh...uh...
Starr: And now, the prize!
He pulled up on the handle and a bright light shot up from the chest. Suddenly, a couple thousand purple and orange specs flew up out of it and spun around, forming a circle in the sky. The specs all came together to form something...a pixilated creature with light yellow eyes. It was in the shape of a backwards ‘L’. Its pixels flickered ominously.
Axle: That is one screwed-up looking Pokemon!
Starr: I don’t even think it is a Pokemon.
Mysterio: That’s because it isn’t.
Axle: Yeah right. Lemme check the PokeDex.
Axle pulled out his shiny red PokeDex, held the sensor towards the Pokemon, and turned it on. The screen was all fuzzy, but the Pokemon appeared on it.
PokeDex: No data found on this Pokemon. Either nonexistent or an error has occurred. Try again later.
Axle: What is this, a phone service company or something?
Mysterio: Look what you’ve done! You’ve doomed us all!
Starr: And whose fault is that?
Mysterio: I’m getting out of here!
The chubby man ran towards his helicopter, jumped in, and flew away.
Starr: What the—
The gust scattered some of the Pokemon’s pixels but they reattached themselves to his body. The gust became significantly stronger, and all the pixels blew away.
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Ch. 1 of "The Wrath of Missingno." Enjoy!*
*Or don't. See if I care.
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Mysterio stared in amazement as his mightiest Pokemon was running out of energy. Nobody had ever damaged his Dragonite this badly before—not before it totally obliterated them with Giga Impact or Hyper Beam. And yet, Starr and Axle’s Pokemon managed to survive long enough to get Dragonite’s health to a significantly low amount.
Floatzel and Roserade were panting somewhat, and Dragonite was panting heavier. It was holding a Sitrus Berry, and yet it wasn’t using it. He went to eat it at last, but not before Roserade attacked with Leaf Storm.
Mysterio: Dragonite! Eat the berry! C’mon! Save yourself!
Dragonite couldn’t hear his trainer very well because he was trapped in a tornado of leaves. And one by one the leaves were taking away his health. He went to eat the berry again...
Axle: Floaty! Use Water Pulse!
Axle’s Floatzel shot a large wave of water from its mouth at the Dragonite. The wave crashed into it, soaking the Sitrus Berry.
Mysterio: No! This can’t be happening! Dragonite! Eat it anyway!
Dragonite didn’t respond. It was too heavily damaged from Leaf Storm and Water Pulse to be able to attack. The mighty dragon closed its eyes, fell over, and dropped the Sitrus Berry. It caused a weak shock with the fall.
Mysterio: No! This can’t be! I never lose!
Starr: Well, ya did. Now fork over the prize, man.
******************
Mr. Pine was trying as hard as he could to crack the precious gem in the case. He knew something was in there. Yet he didn’t know just WHAT was in there. He found it a few years back on an excavating trip with some friends. He didn’t show them, because they might’ve tried to take it. He put it in his bag and searched for other things like fossils. He only found a Claw Fossil and a Dome Fossil.
The laser from the extractor shot smack-dab in the middle of the gem. The laser made a low-pitched buzzing sound, kind of like an angry Beedrill.
Prof. Pine: C’mon...crack...Crack! I know something’s in there!
He put the laser on full power in hopes of cracking the gem. Its humming sound became even louder. The laser beam grew stronger and bigger. It eventually covered the entire gem with its light. The laser shook, as if malfunctioning...and it was. Smoke came from the red orb the laser was coming from, and electricity covered the remainder of the pointer. It beeped a few times, and finally snapped in half. It fell onto the gem, which finally cracked, but ever so slightly.
Prof. Pine: Curses! That’s the third laser this year that’s done that!
Professor Pine’s wife, Melinda, came in.
Melinda: Why don’t you just give it up? The gem will never crack.
Prof. Pine: Yes, it will. And when it does, something good will happen!
Melinda shrugged.
Melinda: And what if nothing happens?
Prof. Pine: Hey, I can’t predict the future now, can I? If I could, I may not even be trying to crack it. I know a Pokemon is in there. A very special one. One that will make world peace.
Melinda laughed lightly.
Melinda: World PEACE? Hello?! We already have like two wars going on right now!
Prof. Pine: But this Pokemon could save the entire world some day!
Melinda: Keep dreaming.
She walked out of the room as Prof. Pine turned back to look at the gem.
******************
Starr: So, where’s the prize? We beat every other coliseum. We want the prize!
Mysterio was too shaken up to respond. He just lost a battle for the very first time. Never in his life had any of his Pokemon been defeated.
Axle: Hello? Where’s the prize??
Mysterio: Uh...
He didn’t want anybody to get their hands on the prize. Not because he was greedy, but for some other reason. He needed to think up something fast.
Mysterio: Uh, there is no prize. It was all a trick! A big trick!
Axle and Starr: What?!
Mysterio: Hm-hm!
Starr: So we came all this way for nothing?
Axle: You cheap punk!
Mysterio: Okay, you best be on your way!
Axle: Hey wait a minute—the prize is right behind you!
Starr: It’s mine!
He dashed towards the prize, which was a treasure chest.
Mysterio: And there’s the prize!
Starr: This stupid little treasure-chest thingy?
Mysterio: That’s right!
Starr: Ah, what a rip off!
Axle: We really DID come all this way for nothing!
Starr: Hey, there are locks on it!
Axle: Cool! Open it!
Starr broke the locks and put his hand on the treasure chest’s handle. Mysterio started sweating. Not in the way of excitement, but in the way of fear, like the chest held something bad.
Mysterio: Wait! Uh, you can’t open it yet!
Starr: And why not?
Mysterio: You must first answer this question: If Joe is walking down the street and meets—
Starr: They watch a comedy movie. I learned that in 5th grade.
Mysterio: Oh...uh...
Starr: And now, the prize!
He pulled up on the handle and a bright light shot up from the chest. Suddenly, a couple thousand purple and orange specs flew up out of it and spun around, forming a circle in the sky. The specs all came together to form something...a pixilated creature with light yellow eyes. It was in the shape of a backwards ‘L’. Its pixels flickered ominously.
Axle: That is one screwed-up looking Pokemon!
Starr: I don’t even think it is a Pokemon.
Mysterio: That’s because it isn’t.
Axle: Yeah right. Lemme check the PokeDex.
Axle pulled out his shiny red PokeDex, held the sensor towards the Pokemon, and turned it on. The screen was all fuzzy, but the Pokemon appeared on it.
PokeDex: No data found on this Pokemon. Either nonexistent or an error has occurred. Try again later.
Axle: What is this, a phone service company or something?
Mysterio: Look what you’ve done! You’ve doomed us all!
Starr: And whose fault is that?
Mysterio: I’m getting out of here!
The chubby man ran towards his helicopter, jumped in, and flew away.
Starr: What the—
The gust scattered some of the Pokemon’s pixels but they reattached themselves to his body. The gust became significantly stronger, and all the pixels blew away.
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Ch. 1 of "The Wrath of Missingno." Enjoy!*
*Or don't. See if I care.