True Meta Knight Facts

[Saber Knight]

- There is no such thing as night time. The sun just knows it better not leave Meta Knight's sight.

-When Meta Knight found out that 2+2=5, the entire state of Oklahoma exploded.

-Meta Knight can divide by zero. And live.

-Meta Knight's sword is made out of cheese. It solidified because he stared at it for one second.

Meta Knight can kill you five times before you die.

-Meta Knight crossed the road. Nobody dared to question his motives.

-Sakurai was originally planned to voice Meta Knight in the Kirby anime. When Meta found out about this, all hell broke loose.

-Meta Knight's real life counterpart is Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon, and Mr. T.

-Before you die, the last thing you see is Meta Knight. Holding your heart. In chop sticks.

-When Meta Knight was born, the doctor cried himself to sleep. You don't hit Meta Knight.

-Meta Knight can believe it's not butter.

-Meta Knight can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.

-Contrary to popular belief, Isaac Newton did not discover gravity. Meta Knight did. And killed Isaac for taking his fame. Seventeen times.

-Everytime Meta Knight breaths, over nine thousand people die. Twice.

-Thunder is caused by Meta Knight's wings flapping.

-Lightning is caused by Meta Knight blinking.

-Nobody has seen Meta Knight's real face and lived to tell about it. EVER.

-Anybody who objects to the above facts dies. Ten times. In one second.

[kingpin]

-Meta knight killed Frodo and took control of the one ring
-Meta Knight killed three old men than threw their dead bodies into a toilet, that to this day has yet to be repaired
-Meta Knights ship has the mighty powers of Shoop Da Woop
-Meta Knight has a diesease named after him
-Meta Knight beat the s**t out of pit for having 5 jumps like him
-Meta Knight killed 200 men with nothing but a loaf of bread
-Meta Knight is so badass he doesn't need to go to the bathroom he has the worlds biggest bladder
-Meta Knight has a brain that is 12 times the size of the average human
-Meta Knights heart grew three sizes on christmas, he didn't kill that day
-Meta Knight has a teddy bear named Teddy that can strangle people
-Anyone objecting to this will die 10 times, in 1 second

[metatails]

-Meta Knight is so awesome, he can beat himself and cause the universe to explode from a life/death pile up.
-Meta Knight can so beat Chuck Norris. Anyday.
Meta Knight only shows 1/100000000000000000000000000000000000th of his power in the video-games/shows.
-The reason meta keeps his mask on is because his face will melt everyones face off.
-Galactica Knight is Meta's epic father. Meta is still stronger, obviously.
-Sakurai was killed when he delayed Meta's intro, waiiiit.
-Meta doesn't need a super-form, he's already that awesome.
-Meta doesn't want to steal Sonic's little nugget of fame, but he can accelerate past super-sonic's speed.