~ONBS NEWS ALERT~

[metatails]

*NOTE: If you haven't played Colloseum/XD, then just walk away and never return*
(Duh, Duh, Duh, Duh-Doooo! Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh-Doooo!, Da-Da-Da!)
We bring you this startling news from ECLO CANYON! TEAM SNAGEMS HIDOUGHT was just discovered after an explosion that happened about two days ago. We also found this "Snag Machien" Stolen! We will investigate!

Player: ... Wow, there news is slow.

[Saber Knight]

XD Hahaha, yeah. They really are slow, aren't they? Didn't they report on Team Snagem's defeat after you get all the starters?

[metatails]

*right after you beat Vice*
BREAKING NEWS!
We JUST discovered that Team Snagem was working with... CIPHER!

[Saber Knight]

*Upon defeating Grandmaster Greevil*

It has been brought to our attention that a criminal syndicate is seeking world domination using Shadow Pokemon. We will investigate further.

Me: Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffff.